I NEEEEEEEED OP/ADMIN PLZ!!!! FT. Orly Owl

I am applying for op or admin because I am a youtuber looking for a server to be op on and sponcer as my own because i am too lazy to make a server myself so i atleast need 1 server to tell ppl to go on
things about me,
My you tube channel is @MrPipe600
I have never, EVER in my life griefed I swear
I dont do hax cuz I cant install them
Im funny
I keep my EYEZ peeled for cheaters, looters, and griefers (oh my!)
Ive had MINECRAFT since 1.2.1 and currently am using 1.4.5
I help the most i can
Did I mentoin im funny?
im bad with redstone but good with command blocks (wierd )
But srysly IM HILARIOUS!!!!
Sincearly,
Butt Cheek Man (aka Pipe600)
P.S. Theres the orly owl i promised because its not a pig...